The dream spitroast = getting ass fucked while eating ass.
Though some people still have a hard time wrapping their head around the concept and find it limiting in some way, two hole sluts are far more versatile and limitless than three hole sluts. Vaginal sex just gets in the way of true pleasure—embrace anal and oral only.
Even when there are two pussies in room, heterosexual sex should only involve buttholes, mouthholes, and dicks.
Now that anal is the new vaginal, let’s make ass eating the new BJ.
I’m so happy our culture is finally at the place where heterosexual sex is mostly about the interaction between assholes, cocks, and mouths, and involves odd numbers of people.
Sometimes a two hole slut has to earn the right to suck a guy’s cock while another is in her ass, starting by eating his ass for a while, then moving to his balls before finally graduating to being allowed his cock in her mouth.
He only fucked girls up the ass, and he found that he enjoyed it a lot more and came much harder if he had another girl plant her face between his own ass while he fucked to make out with and lick his asshole.
When you have two anal sluts to stretch you can see one will always make the extra effort to win cock and attention